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Failed Save What a Shock

Failed Save What a Shock

Regular price £29.99 GBP
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  • Sustainable production & packaging
  • Printed & Shipped from the UK

Style and Fit

Choose from Unisex or Ladies fit — both offer classic comfort and a medium fit.

Note: sizing differs, so please refer to the size chart.

Side seam construction for a tailored fit that keeps its shape wash after wash

  • Set-in sleeves for a classic fit and smooth silhouette
  • 1x1 rib at neck collar adds shape and durability
  • Inside back neck tape in self fabric for shoulder seams stability and stretch prevention
  • Finished with narrow twin needle topstitching at sleeve cuffs and hem for a premium look

Fabric

  • Soft 100% Organic Ringpsun Combed Cotton, Single Jersey
  • Medium weight: 180 g/m2
  • prewashed (preshrunk)
  • Origin: Bangladesh
  • Dyes: OEKO-TEX® approved dyes
  • Natural Raw option: entirely dye‑free, showcasing the cotton’s genuine color with natural flecks and seed specks — the purest, unbleached form of organic cotton.

Decoration technique

We use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with water-based, non-toxic inks that result in long lasting and vibrant prints.

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Fulfilment and Shipping

  • All our T-shirts are printed to order in the UK.
  • Orders are usually processed within 5 business days.
  • T-shirts are professionally folded and packed plastic-free in strong paper mailing bags (which are recyclable and compostable)
  • Orders are shipped with Royal Mail24. You will receive the tracking number and delivery usually takes 1–3 days after dispatch.


Washing and Care

  • Wash at 30C
  • Wash similar colours together
  • Wash and iron inside out
  • Do not iron on print
  • Do not tumble dry

ECO certifications

  • GOTS: Certified organic fibres with strict environmental and social standards throughout the entire supply chain.
  • OEKO-TEX Standard 100: Guarantees the fabric is free from harmful chemicals and safe for skin contact.
  • PETA-Approved Vegan: No animal materials or testing used.
  • Fair Wear Foundation: Ensures fair labor practices and ethical working conditions.

A note from Scrib (your friendly Artisan Goblin):
Ah, the drama of a failed saving throw — all the dice, all the suspense… and then, zap! Every party has that one hero who takes it in stride (or at least with a spectacularly unimpressed glare).

This design captures that perfect “seen it all before” attitude with a retro 1950s comic-style heroine, unfazed by whatever shocking fate the dice have delivered. The pop-art background and bold comic text give it a punch of nostalgic flair — equal parts sass, irony, and tabletop truth.

Ideal for adventurers who’ve failed more saves than they can count — and learned to look fabulous while doing it.

Style. Sarcasm. Saving throws. 💅🎲

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