My Familiars Have More Social Skills Than I Do
My Familiars Have More Social Skills Than I Do
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- Sustainable production & packaging
- Printed & Shipped from the UK
Style and Fit
Style and Fit
Choose from Unisex or Ladies fit — both offer classic comfort and a medium fit.
Note: sizing differs, so please refer to the size chart.
Side seam construction for a tailored fit that keeps its shape wash after wash
- Set-in sleeves for a classic fit and smooth silhouette
- 1x1 rib at neck collar adds shape and durability
- Inside back neck tape in self fabric for shoulder seams stability and stretch prevention
- Finished with narrow twin needle topstitching at sleeve cuffs and hem for a premium look
Fabric
Fabric
- Soft 100% Organic Ringpsun Combed Cotton, Single Jersey
- Medium weight: 180 g/m2
- prewashed (preshrunk)
- Origin: Bangladesh
- Dyes: OEKO-TEX® approved dyes
- Natural Raw option: entirely dye‑free, showcasing the cotton’s genuine color with natural flecks and seed specks — the purest, unbleached form of organic cotton.
Decoration technique
Decoration technique
We use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing with water-based, non-toxic inks that result in long lasting and vibrant prints.
note: colour representation may vary depending on your device and screen settings.
Fulfilment and Shipping
Fulfilment and Shipping
- All our T-shirts are printed to order in the UK.
- Orders are usually processed within 5 business days.
- T-shirts are professionally folded and packed plastic-free in strong paper mailing bags (which are recyclable and compostable)
- Orders are shipped with Royal Mail24. You will receive the tracking number and delivery usually takes 1–3 days after dispatch.
Washing and Care
Washing and Care
- Wash at 30C
- Wash similar colours together
- Wash and iron inside out
- Do not iron on print
- Do not tumble dry
ECO certifications
ECO certifications
- GOTS: Certified organic fibres with strict environmental and social standards throughout the entire supply chain.
- OEKO-TEX Standard 100: Guarantees the fabric is free from harmful chemicals and safe for skin contact.
- PETA-Approved Vegan: No animal materials or testing used.
- Fair Wear Foundation: Ensures fair labor practices and ethical working conditions.
A note from Scrib (your friendly Artisan Goblin):
Double the spiders, double the charm! This design celebrates those adventurers whose familiars outshine them socially, now featuring two little, mischievous spiders looking adorably.
Text reads: “My familiars have more social skills than I do,” perfectly paired with critters who would rather mingle than fight. Bold, playful, and full of geeky humor — because sometimes your magical assistants are just better at making friends.
Soft, fun, and definitely socially superior. 🕷️💬
